What problem does it solve besides "I am so clever and just learnt the word 'nondeterministic'?"

I would suggest another blog post about monadic (you know, type checked, guaranteed safe) packages (uniques sets of pathnames), statically linked, each file in a unique cryptohashed read-only mounted directory, sorry, volume. Under unique Docker instance, of course, with its own monolithic kernel, cryptohashed and read only.

Oh, Docker is a user space crap? No problem, we could run multiple Xens with unique ids.