Have you been to the dojo? Most of the life happens on the first floor. Also, most of the parties happen where there's a giant garage door. It's not like the second floor is lacking in ways down and out of the building. It's also a converted warehouse, not much to light up. Would sprinklers be nice? Sure. But the place is not exactly a disaster waiting to happen.
> No sprinklers.
> No handicap access.
On second thought...