Users: Wow, android is neat, but why is the interface performance so crappy? Google: silence Users: Hmm, I bet it's X, because of ____. Google: No, no, X in android is great, it's awesome, and even if it weren't awesome it totally wouldn't be the cause of anything anyone might think is bad.

Users: Ok, hmm, then I bet the clunkyness and chippiness are due to Y, because of _____ and _____. Google: No, no, Y is actually great in android; android has had Y since the beginning. Users: Ok, so why is the android interface universally clunky? Google: silence

"I am not writing this to make excuses for whatever things people don’t like about Android"

Dianne, don't you dare insult our intelligence by pretending the worst thing about the android experience is a case of personal preference by a small group of loonies.

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